No Laptops on International Flights

I started the last blog post with the intention to post about not being able to carry a laptop on international travel. I started to think that one could use the eletrical charge from certain vegetables (potato) and fruit as some kind of detonating device for explosives, which I think you could still get onto a plane. Also, what about the power plugs in seats?

My brain is collecting various ironies with the new flight security restrictions. I think that people should now either a.) get drunk on international flights (multiple times since electronics cannot be brought on and I sure as hell don’t want to hear the same crappy in-flight radio or watch Big Momma’s House in English and Spanish again!), b.) fly naked with no carry-ons. Help spread the ideas…they will catch on!

2 Responses to “No Laptops on International Flights”


  1. 1 jrduboc

    Hi,
    I had to fly from London to France the day after they discovered the threat. Food was not allowed on board, so maybe they thought about the vegetable thing.
    We couldn’t take any book, either.

  2. 2 jon

    What! No books! I guess then one just has to get drunk since several people have already consumed all the crappy media on the flights.

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